Anonymous asked: Hahhaha what you said to that anon!!!!
Wellllll she had it coming for her. If you are going to have sex then use protection. It’s that simple.
A woman who is 3months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend wanted me to have sex without a condom and I did and I'm pregnant! I'm only 15. I don't know what to do....
I’m usually nice but thats your own fault, maybe you should keep your legs closed. Here contact them. MTV.com
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